{"id":5980,"date":"2025-03-04T15:16:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-04T05:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/?p=5980"},"modified":"2025-07-01T11:22:05","modified_gmt":"2025-07-01T01:22:05","slug":"bird-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/2025\/03\/04\/bird-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Bird Shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style3 like-5980 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='5980' data-nonce='6bb05c746d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-5980 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style3 unlike-5980 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='5980' data-nonce='6bb05c746d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-5980 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-5980 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>\n<p>Ive been house sitting my brothers house for a week. The birds saw I wasn&#8217;t on Imagine and decided to make it their home. Now Im back it has taken me over two hours to clean the bird shit off the deck and solar panels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"960\" data-id=\"5981\" src=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082132_resized-1024x960.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5981\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082132_resized-1024x960.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082132_resized-300x281.jpg 300w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082132_resized-768x720.jpg 768w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082132_resized-1536x1439.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082132_resized-2048x1919.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"5983\" src=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5983\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-1153x2048.jpg 1153w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082139-scaled.jpg 1441w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"5982\" src=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5982\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-1153x2048.jpg 1153w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082116-scaled.jpg 1441w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" data-id=\"5984\" src=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5984\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-768x1365.jpg 768w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-864x1536.jpg 864w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-1153x2048.jpg 1153w, https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/20250312_082122-scaled.jpg 1441w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>0 0 Ive been house sitting my brothers house for a week. The birds saw I wasn&#8217;t on Imagine and decided to make it their home. Now Im back it has taken me over two hours to clean the bird shit off the deck and solar panels.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5980","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2023-season"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5985,"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5980\/revisions\/5985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trypod.co.nz\/imagine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}